Archive - 2015
April Fools' Day 2015
Submitted by Aldon Hynes on Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:43Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit. April Fool’s Day, 2015. I think back to all the great April Fool’s pranks over the years, and I wondered what good pranks there would be this year. Perhaps I was too tired, too busy, or just too distracted, but I really didn’t see any great pranks. The only two that stood out was the augmented reality game, Ingress, being taken over by Pacman charactrs, and a co-worker who made brownies out of brown construction paper, cutting the paper in the shape of the letter E.
Yet with the news these days, it has become harder and harder to tell what is a prank, and what people really believe.
March 31st
Politics and Eggs – O’Malley
Submitted by Aldon Hynes on Tue, 03/31/2015 - 18:10The progressive populist technocrat of deep faith as seen from the Matrix
OK, now I'm supposed to say, "Hmm, that's interesting, but... " then you say...
For some reason, the Oracle’s line from The Matrix comes to mind as I sit down to write about hearing Governor O’Malley speak at Politics and Eggs in New Hampshire this morning. Everyone else is writing inside baseball, covering the horse race aspects of the 2016 presidential campaign. I figure, maybe I should write it as a theatre review.
The dress rehearsal of “O’Malley for President” had a wonderful, though a bit clichéd script, right out of the progressive populist playbook. “This great story we have the opportunity to write together...” Talking about how we all grew up believing “if you work hard, you can get ahead…”
He talked about his father seeing signs, “no Irish need apply… He never forgot that and neither have I”. He got the quote from Micah 6:8 in there about acting justly, loving mercy and walking humbly with our God.
He spoke about trickle down economics driving us into the recession and what makes economies grow, and countries strong, is a growing middle class. Perhaps his best line was about immigration, saying that the symbol of America is not barbed wire fence, it is the Statue of Liberty.
I remember in high school hearing a clarinet recital by my music teacher. It was phenomenal, or so I thought. Yet all the reviews talked about the performance being wooden, sounding like someone practicing their scales.
So, the quote from the Matrix comes to mind. It is the story line that the new kids on the bus have already written for the election season. We need a Democratic primary. We need an anti-Hillary. Hillary is old, flawed and unstoppable. She has the reverse Midas touch. Everything she touches turns to scandal. The press has a palpable sense of exhaustion in dealing with these scandals. We need to get to real issues. And yet it is the press that focuses on the horse race and the scandals.
One of the reporters commented on not seeing O’Malley igniting the grassroots enthusiasm that Obama did. In The Matrix, the Oracle goes on to say:
Sorry, kid. You got the gift, but it looks like you're waiting for something.
This progressive populist technocrat with deep faith.
It is an odd combination. I always think of technocrats as being centrist and faith being a domain of the right. Can O’Malley pull of uniting these?
There were a few believers in the audience, people who had lived in Baltimore when O’Malley was a councilman there, a bright and upcoming New England mayor who has looked to O’Malley as a mentor. Yet most of the crowd was made up of rich old white male power brokers, not exactly the crowd to respond to a progressive populist’s message.
So, the real question is, will O’Malley be able to draw in people who weren’t at the politics and eggs breakfast. He had a strong inclusive message, “The more people included, the better we can all do”. Will we see that in his campaign organization? He spoke of open data and performance management. Will we see performance management techniques applied to the campaign?
He said we have to look to one another. Will he do that in his campaign? And then, there is the role of money in politics. Has Citizen’s United moved our political system so firmly into high dollar donor based campaign structure that we are stuck with political dynasties?
For a dress rehearsal, it was a good performance. O’Malley knew his lines, even if the delivery was a little wooden. The script was solid. Yet there are many performances between now and primary day in New Hampshire. Perhaps it is best to wrap up this review with another quote from the Matrix.
I wanna tell you a little secret, being the one is just like being in love. No one needs to tell you you are in love, you just know it, through and through.
March 30th
Reilly
Submitted by Aldon Hynes on Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:20“That’s it”, she muttered,
“we’re getting a cat”
as the momma rat
and her three babies
ran down her arm
from the spice cabinet
in the old house.
The rats were actually
kind of cute
and if they had
stayed down by the river
well, that would be one thing.
We had tried non-lethal
approaches to rat removal
to no avail.
And so,
Reilly came into our lives.
He had been rescued on St. Patrick’s Day
after living outside so long
that his hair was too matted
to be saved
so he became our
hairless Maine Coon cat.
When we went to visit the cat lady
in a house full of Maine Coons
it was pretty clear that he was the one
by the way he interacted
with our youngest daughter.
After a decade
and a few different houses
he retired from mousing
and became a lapwarmer
as a new rescue
took over the mousing duties.
When he started vomiting last night
I thought he had just eaten something bad
or maybe caught some stomach bug.
In the morning
when he let out plaintive mews
between his panting
I figured it was something worse.
The vet said it was his heart
and there was nothing we could do.
March 29th
Comments
Submitted by Aldon Hynes on Sun, 03/29/2015 - 20:14Comments
When I set up Orient Lodge, many years ago, one of the key purposes was to provide a central repository for my writing. I was sharing stuff on a lot of different blogs at the time. Since then, sharing online has changed a lot. Now, many of my comments go on Facebook posts or other places in social media.
Recently, I’ve written a few longer comments, which I’ve saved her.
Sweet Briar
I'm following this from afar and have not researched the story closely. Yet things that stand out to me is a profound lack of disclosure by the current board of directors and its interim president, a reliance on outside consultants, and not engaging the alumnae, faculty, or students, and a history of problems with endowments by the current interim president.
It is hard to say what the real situation is, or outcome will be, most likely until this proceeds in the courts. However, it is worth noting that SaveSweetBriar appears to have some heavy hitting lawyers working on their side, state and local prosecutors are looking at the situation, partly at the request of certain state legislators.
People looking for more context may also want to look at James F. Jones’ tenure at Trinity College which declined in rankings considerably while he was there as well as allegations that he misused endowment funds there.
Punctuation and Emily Dickinson
When I think about punctuation, I think of it as a rest in music. Is it a quarter note rest, an eighth note rest, a half note rest? It is about how it is read aloud. Yet I also think about punctuation as a computer programmer or mathematician. What does it say about the grouping of operations or the grouping of thoughts.
To me, I view the Dickinson dash as a short rest, perhaps an eighth note. I view it as a way of grouping together a phrase, part of a thought.
If I were editing the poems, I would use very short dashes.
Two spaces after a period
For some reason, this four year old article is making the rounds on Facebook again. On a different post, I made a comment to the effect:
I wonder what e.e.cummings would have said about the no double space rule? I grew up with it and still use it. My use of double spaces may annoy a few anal typographers, but really? It's not like the Oxford comma, which can change meanings of sentences. It's not like it will effect whether people get to vote, or eat, or walk down the street without fearing being shot.
No, grammer, punctuation, and syntax should be descriptive, not prescriptive. It needs to help us communicate more effectively, and not merely reflect the aesthetic whims of a small group of typographers.
Title for a Dissertation on Dickinson dashes and double spaces
The correlation between the preferences towards the en dash or em dash among Dickinson scholars, their preferences concerning the number of spaces after a period, and the use of the Oxford comma in early twenty-first century online communications.
Fiona and the SBAC test
Today, Fiona came home complaining about headaches which she attributes to taking the SBAC tests. In discussing the matter, it appears as if she believes she will be yelled at for looking away from the computer screen during the tests.
I said that I believe this is a misunderstanding and told her that it is essential that she look away from the computer screen at least every 20 minutes. This is based on the 20-20-20 rule doctors recommend for dealing with eyestrain caused by computers. Every twenty minutes, look away from the computer screen at something at least 20 feet away for at least 20 seconds.
Ideally, teachers or test proctors should instruct all students to adhere to the 20-20-20 rule. Lacking that, I have informed Fiona that if she is not permitted to observe the 20-20-20 rule she should cease taking the SBAC test and if there is any issue contact you immediately.
#HolyWeek2015
Submitted by Aldon Hynes on Sun, 03/29/2015 - 14:23The “Waiting for Jesus” Facebook group
went wild
when the liberal cable news host
had a special commentary
on Jesus’ entry into Jerusalem.
#Hosanna trended on twitter.
Although, the conservative
talk radio hosts
reported much smaller crowds
For the next couple days
the news cycle was dominated
by questions about the movement,
the leaders,
the goals.
The mood remained jubilant.
Until He disrupted
financial transactions
in the temple
and the analysts
on the financial news networks
turned critical.
The #crucify was all the tweets
and followers started denying
their ties to the movement.